All depressing, all the time

I woke up this morning feeling rather chipper for some reason. It was a beautiful day and despite having to get to work early for four hours of useless training, I had a spring in my step.Then I turned on the radio and within 15 minutes:

Landon Donovan officially returns from Germany and joins the Galaxy (Fuck you Landon, by the way.)

Terry Schiavo dies - I don't really have an opinion on this whole issue, but it's still sad when someone dies, especially under such terrible circumstances.

They play a 911 tape of a 5 year old girl who woke up to discover both her parents had been killed by an intruder. Wow. That killed my buzz. I'm going to stop listening to the news when I'm in a good mood.