I'm thinking of writing a children's book called "Who stole the funk?"It's a story about a young parliamentarian called Furious Rodney McDangerous who can't find the funk. Here's an excerpt: "I could not find it in my trunk, I could not find it on a junk, I could not find it near a monk, I could not find it where a ship had sunk. Oh I wonder wonder wonder wonder Who on earth would steal the funk?"